Defend the Top Spot
4–1 / 2–3New leader.
New target.
Bill Brasky
Injury ProneBill Brasky moves into first after beating The Reacharounds. Injury Prone gets the next shot at the leader while trying to climb back to .500.
Est. 2020 · Los Angeles
Latest league update · October 13Week 5 Is in the BooksBill Brasky takes first · Bye Week takes the weekly crown ↓Talk loud.
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Work the waiver wire · Set your lineup
The next chapter · Week 6
Week 6 Watch
Two teams at 4–1. Four chasing at 3–2. No room to get comfortable.
New leader.
Bill BraskyInjury ProneKeep the Streak Alive
3–2 / 2–3No bye
for Bye Week.
Bye Week
Ditka in a BoxBye Week has won three straight and just posted the weekly high score. Ditka snapped a three-game losing streak against The Jets. Now they meet with momentum on both sides.
Week 5 final results · October 13, 2026
Week 5 Recap
Bill Brasky takes first. Bye Week keeps rolling. The Jets keep collecting points instead of wins.
High score · 148.52 points
Bye Week clocks in
A 148.52–123.76 win over Murder City makes it three straight victories. Apparently the team name is not a work ethic.
Closest game · 3.88 points
Shady slips through
Shady Hungarians edge Banner 18 105.90–102.02 and improve to 4–1. Not much breathing room, but a win counts all the same.
Biggest blowout · 32.68 points
Simon makes a statement
Original champ Simon beats Mr. Ass 138.96–106.28 for the week’s widest margin. Simon moves to 3–2 and fourth place.
FinalWeek 5
Bill BraskyWIN
130.30
The ReacharoundsLOSS
120.64Winning margin 9.66 pts
FinalClosest Game
Banner 18LOSS
102.02
Shady HungariansWIN
105.90Winning margin 3.88 pts
FinalHigh Score
Bye WeekWIN
148.52
Murder CityLOSS
123.76Winning margin 24.76 pts
FinalWeek 5
Ditka in a BoxWIN
106.04
The JetsLOSS
101.46Winning margin 4.58 pts
FinalWeek 5
Injury ProneLOSS
94.74
Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420WIN
116.00Winning margin 21.26 pts
FinalBiggest Blowout
Mr. AssLOSS
106.28
Original champ SimonWIN
138.96Winning margin 32.68 pts
Final scores and standings read directly from Yahoo on October 13, 2026. Winners marked WIN.
Standings after Week 5 View all 12 teams
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Brasky | 4–1 | 513.64 |
| 2 | Shady Hungarians | 4–1 | 480.86 |
| 3 | The Reacharounds | 3–2 | 628.30 |
| 4 | Original champ Simon | 3–2 | 625.16 |
| 5 | Bye Week | 3–2 | 558.06 |
| 6 | Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420 | 3–2 | 531.52 |
| 7 | Injury Prone | 2–3 | 545.82 |
| 8 | Ditka in a Box | 2–3 | 537.78 |
| 9 | Banner 18 | 2–3 | 488.32 |
| 10 | Mr. Ass | 2–3 | 441.78 |
| 11 | The Jets | 1–4 | 627.64 |
| 12 | Murder City | 1–4 | 497.64 |
Week 4 Recap Past weeks · October 6 snapshot
Week 4 final results · October 6, 2026
Week 4 Recap
Perfection is cancelled. Martin toppled The Reacharounds, and Bill Brasky ended Shady Hungarians’ unbeaten run.
High score · 131.92 points
Martin crashes the perfect party
Martin’s TeamFuckedUrMom69420 leads the week and beats The Reacharounds 131.92–94.64. The league’s last perfect records didn’t survive Week 4.
Closest game · 2.26 points
The Jets lose another shootout
Bye Week squeezes out a 130.78–128.52 win for a second straight victory. The Jets have the league’s most points and a 1–3 record. Fantasy football has jokes.
Biggest blowout · 37.28 points
No more undefeated swagger
Martin also takes the biggest-blowout honor. The Reacharounds stay first in the standings, but now share 3–1 with Bill Brasky and Shady Hungarians.
FinalWeek 4
Bill BraskyWIN
123.12Shady HungariansLOSS
87.82Winning margin 35.30 pts
FinalWeek 4
Banner 18WIN
100.80Original champ SimonLOSS
82.56Winning margin 18.24 pts
FinalClosest Game
Bye WeekWIN
130.78The JetsLOSS
128.52Winning margin 2.26 pts
FinalWeek 4
Ditka in a BoxLOSS
93.08Injury ProneWIN
121.18Winning margin 28.10 pts
FinalHigh Score · Biggest Blowout
Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420WIN
131.92The ReacharoundsLOSS
94.64Winning margin 37.28 pts
FinalWeek 4
Mr. AssWIN
97.82Murder CityLOSS
86.08Winning margin 11.74 pts
Final scores and standings read directly from Yahoo on October 6, 2026. Winners marked WIN.
Standings after Week 4 View all 12 teams
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Reacharounds | 3–1 | 507.66 |
| 2 | Bill Brasky | 3–1 | 383.34 |
| 3 | Shady Hungarians | 3–1 | 374.96 |
| 4 | Original champ Simon | 2–2 | 486.20 |
| 5 | Injury Prone | 2–2 | 451.08 |
| 6 | Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420 | 2–2 | 415.52 |
| 7 | Bye Week | 2–2 | 409.54 |
| 8 | Banner 18 | 2–2 | 386.30 |
| 9 | Mr. Ass | 2–2 | 335.50 |
| 10 | The Jets | 1–3 | 526.18 |
| 11 | Ditka in a Box | 1–3 | 431.74 |
| 12 | Murder City | 1–3 | 373.88 |
Week 3 Recap Past weeks · September 29 snapshot
Week 3 final results · September 29, 2026
Week 3 Recap
The winless club has closed. The Jets, Bye Week, and Mr. Ass all got off the mark.
High score · 140.88 points
The Jets finally take off
After two losses, The Jets post the week’s highest score and beat Murder City 140.88–92.84. The points finally came with a win.
Closest game · 4.70 points
Mr. Ass escapes the basement party
A 104.14–99.44 win over Banner 18 gives Mr. Ass his first victory. Still 12th in the standings. Consider it a soft launch.
Biggest blowout · 48.04 points
Murder City gets grounded
The Jets take both weekly honors with a 48.04-point margin. Murder City drops to 1–2. That’s a rough way to welcome someone to the win column.
FinalWeek 3
Bill BraskyLOSS
99.58Original champ SimonWIN
135.84Winning margin 36.26 pts
FinalClosest Game
Banner 18LOSS
99.44Mr. AssWIN
104.14Winning margin 4.70 pts
FinalWeek 3
Bye WeekWIN
103.70Injury ProneLOSS
84.76Winning margin 18.94 pts
FinalWeek 3
Ditka in a BoxLOSS
108.68The ReacharoundsWIN
133.66Winning margin 24.98 pts
FinalHigh Score · Biggest Blowout
The JetsWIN
140.88Murder CityLOSS
92.84Winning margin 48.04 pts
FinalWeek 3
Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420LOSS
73.72Shady HungariansWIN
82.86Winning margin 9.14 pts
Final scores and standings read directly from Yahoo on September 29, 2026. Winners marked WIN.
Standings after Week 3 View all 12 teams
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Reacharounds | 3–0 | 413.02 |
| 2 | Shady Hungarians | 3–0 | 287.14 |
| 3 | Original champ Simon | 2–1 | 403.64 |
| 4 | Bill Brasky | 2–1 | 260.22 |
| 5 | The Jets | 1–2 | 397.66 |
| 6 | Ditka in a Box | 1–2 | 338.66 |
| 7 | Injury Prone | 1–2 | 329.90 |
| 8 | Murder City | 1–2 | 287.80 |
| 9 | Banner 18 | 1–2 | 285.50 |
| 10 | Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420 | 1–2 | 283.60 |
| 11 | Bye Week | 1–2 | 278.76 |
| 12 | Mr. Ass | 1–2 | 237.68 |
Week 2 Recap Past weeks · September 22 snapshot
Week 2 final results · September 22, 2026 snapshot
Week 2 Recap
Three teams remain perfect. Three are still looking for a win. Everyone has an opinion.
High score · 149.22 points
Injury Prone inflicts some damage
A 149.22–115.58 win over The Jets puts Injury Prone at 1–1. The Jets are 0–2. Apparently scoring points is only half the job.
Closest game · 4.20 points
Brasky wins ugly
Bill Brasky sneaks past Mr. Ass, 79.08–74.88, to stay unbeaten. Style points don’t count. Unfortunately for everyone watching.
Biggest blowout · 49.98 points
Simon strikes back
Original champ Simon beats Martin’s TeamFuckedUrMom69420, 130.84–80.86. After last week’s narrow loss, Simon skipped the suspense.
FinalClosest Game
Bill BraskyWIN
79.08Mr. AssLOSS
74.88Winning margin 4.20 pts
FinalWeek 2
Banner 18WIN
116.22Murder CityLOSS
74.70Winning margin 41.52 pts
FinalWeek 2
Bye WeekLOSS
97.86The ReacharoundsWIN
132.26Winning margin 34.40 pts
FinalWeek 2
Ditka in a BoxLOSS
89.62Shady HungariansWIN
116.92Winning margin 27.30 pts
FinalHigh Score
Injury ProneWIN
149.22The JetsLOSS
115.58Winning margin 33.64 pts
FinalBiggest Blowout
Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420LOSS
80.86Original champ SimonWIN
130.84Winning margin 49.98 pts
Yahoo final scores as shown September 22, 2026. Winners marked WIN.
Standings after Week 2 View all 12 teams
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Reacharounds | 2–0 | 279.36 |
| 2 | Shady Hungarians | 2–0 | 204.28 |
| 3 | Bill Brasky | 2–0 | 160.64 |
| 4 | Original champ Simon | 1–1 | 267.80 |
| 5 | Injury Prone | 1–1 | 245.14 |
| 6 | Ditka in a Box | 1–1 | 229.98 |
| 7 | Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420 | 1–1 | 209.88 |
| 8 | Murder City | 1–1 | 194.96 |
| 9 | Banner 18 | 1–1 | 186.06 |
| 10 | The Jets | 0–2 | 256.78 |
| 11 | Bye Week | 0–2 | 175.06 |
| 12 | Mr. Ass | 0–2 | 133.54 |
Week 1 Recap Past weeks · September 15 snapshot
Archived snapshot · September 15, 2026
Week 1 Recap
Six teams are undefeated. Six teams would like to speak to the schedule maker.
High score · 147.10 points
The Reacharounds
The week’s top score beats The Jets, 147.10–141.20. The Jets posted the second-highest score in the league and still took an L. Welcome back to fantasy football.
Closest game · 3.40 points
Ditka survives Simon
Ditka in a Box edges Original champ Simon, 140.36–136.96. All that scoring, and Simon’s reward is an 0–1 start.
Biggest blowout · 70.36 points
Mr. Ass gets handed his
Martin’s TeamFuckedUrMom69420 wins 129.02–58.66. Mr. Ass could have doubled his score and still lost.
FinalWeek 1
Bill BraskyWIN
81.56Banner 18LOSS
69.84Winning margin 11.72 pts
FinalWeek 1
Bye WeekLOSS
77.20Shady HungariansWIN
87.36Winning margin 10.16 pts
FinalClosest Game
Ditka in a BoxWIN
140.36Original champ SimonLOSS
136.96Winning margin 3.40 pts
FinalWeek 1
Injury ProneLOSS
95.92Murder CityWIN
120.26Winning margin 24.34 pts
FinalHigh Score
The JetsLOSS
141.20The ReacharoundsWIN
147.10Winning margin 5.90 pts
FinalBiggest Blowout
Martin's TeamFuckedUrMom69420WIN
129.02Mr. AssLOSS
58.66Winning margin 70.36 pts
Yahoo final scores as shown September 15, 2026. Winners marked WIN. All six winners start 1–0; all six losing teams start 0–1.
The league’s 7th season
2026 Season
The seventh season of LA Shit Talkers football is officially underway.
Week 6 · Up next
Week 6 Kickoff
Check the NFL schedule for kickoff times.
Set each player before their game begins.
Trade deadline
Saturday, Nov. 28
Applies to player trades and future draft-pick trades.
Fantasy playoffs begin
Thursday, Dec. 17
The league postseason begins with NFL Week 15.
2026 league snapshot
12 teams · One optional keeper per team · Draft-pick trades enabled
Trades
The JetsReceives Cam Skattebo
Martin’s teamReceives George Pickens
Confirmed via Yahoo · Commissioner’s records remain official.
Protect your guys
2026 Keepers
Keeper selections are locked and sorted by round cost. The round cost is the 2026 draft pick each team gives up to retain that player.
2026 Keeper Details11 keepers confirmed · Murder City has no keeper
| Team | 2026 keeper | 2026 cost | Keeper status |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ditka in a Box | A.J. Brown | Round 2 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Shady Hungarians | Josh Allen | Round 2 | Eligible in 2027 |
| The Reacharounds | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | Round 3 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Banner 18 | James Cook | Round 3 | Eligible in 2027 |
| The Jets | Zay Flowers | Round 5 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Original champ Simon | Jayden Daniels | Round 6 | Final year |
| Injury Prone | Jake Ferguson | Round 7 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Bye Week | Chase Brown | Round 8 | Final year |
| Bill Brasky | Brock Bowers | Round 9 | Final year |
| Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | Cam Skattebo | Round 10 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Mr. Ass | Luther Burden III | Round 13 | Eligible in 2027 |
| Murder City | No keeper | — | All picks retained |
2025 Keeper History12 keepers recorded
| Team | 2025 keeper | Position | 2025 cost | 2026 repeat cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bill Brasky | Brock Bowers | TE | Round 10 | Round 9 |
| Banner 18 | James Cook III | RB | Round 4 | Round 3 |
| Bye Week | Chase Brown | RB | Round 9 | Round 8 |
| Ditka in a Box | Lamar Jackson | QB | Round 4 | Round 3 |
| Lattimer (now The Jets) | Patrick Mahomes | QB | Round 4 | Round 3 |
| Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | Joe Burrow | QB | Round 7 | Round 6 |
| Mr. Ass | Ladd McConkey | WR | Round 10 | Round 9 |
| Murder City | Saquon Barkley | RB | Round 2 | Round 1 |
| Original champ Simon | Jayden Daniels | QB | Round 6 | Round 5 |
| Shady Hungarians | James Conner | RB | Round 5 | Round 4 |
| The Reacharounds | Alvin Kamara | RB | Round 4 | Round 3 |
| Injury Prone | Malik Nabers | WR | Round 4 | Round 3 |
Cost rule
A player’s first keeper cost matches the prior draft round. If the same player is kept again, the cost moves one round earlier. A projected repeat cost is not a confirmed 2026 selection.
2026 draft record
Draft Recap
Final draft order and lottery results.
2026 Draft Order & Lottery
The winning red Powerball was 2. Lottery priority was determined by distance from that number, and each manager then received the first available draft slot on their submitted preference list.
Ditka in a Box
A.J. Brown · Keeper in Round 2The Jets
Zay Flowers · Keeper in Round 5Mr. Ass
Luther Burden III · Keeper in Round 13Bye Week
Chase Brown · Keeper in Round 8Injury Prone
Jake Ferguson · Keeper in Round 7Original champ Simon
Jayden Daniels · Keeper in Round 6The Reacharounds
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · Keeper in Round 3Shady Hungarians
Josh Allen · Keeper in Round 2Murder City
No keeper · All picks retainedMartin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420
Cam Skattebo · Keeper in Round 10Banner 18
James Cook · Keeper in Round 3Bill Brasky
Brock Bowers · Keeper in Round 9How We Got HerePowerball assignments, distance and lottery priority
Ditka in a Box
Priority 1 · Exact matchBye Week
Priority 2 · Distance 1The Jets
Priority 3 · Distance 2Bill Brasky
Priority 4 · Distance 5Mr. Ass
Priority 5 · Distance 6Injury Prone
Priority 6 · Distance 7Original champ Simon
Priority 7 · Distance 10Banner 18
Priority 8 · Distance 11The Reacharounds
Priority 9 · Distance 12Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420
Priority 10 · Distance 15Murder City
Priority 11 · Distance 19Shady Hungarians
Priority 12 · Distance 20The law of the land
Rules &
Bylaws
Based on the 2026 Edition, Version 8, with approved rule amendments incorporated July 28, 2026.
01 General provisions
The commissioner administers keeper declarations, confirms eligibility, reviews trades, maintains future draft-pick records, and applies the bylaws consistently. Platform settings and rules not addressed here remain unchanged unless approved by the league.
02 League administration
Financial and payment information is shared privately with league managers. Final placement is based on the fantasy platform after official statistical corrections.
03 Keepers
Each manager may keep one eligible player, but is not required to do so. An eligible player may be kept for up to two additional seasons after the original draft or acquisition season. Drafted players must have been selected after Round 1. Keeper history follows the player and is not reset by a trade, drop, or reacquisition.
A player’s first keeper cost matches the prior draft round. If the same player is kept again, the cost moves one round earlier. An originally undrafted free agent or waiver claim begins with a 12th-round keeper cost. Beginning in 2027, qualifying free-agent and waiver-wire players may be kept if acquired by the trade deadline and continuously rostered through season’s end. A manager cannot keep a player if the required pick has already been traded.
04 Player & draft-pick trades
Beginning in 2026, managers may include draft picks in trades. A manager may trade a player for one or more picks in the immediately following year’s draft; picks from later years may not be traded. Future-pick trades use the standard league trade deadline and become final once approved by the commissioner.
05 2026 administration
Keeper declarations are due Friday, August 21, 2026, at 8:00 p.m. PT. Draft-position selection order will be determined by the Red Powerball drawn Monday, August 24, 2026, at 7:59 p.m. PT. The league draft is Monday, August 31, 2026, at 7:00 p.m. PT. The trade deadline is Saturday, November 28, 2026. These dates apply only to the current season.
Names on the trophy
League History
Champions, runners-up, podium finishes, and final standings from the league archive.
Bill Brasky
Three peat champion
202320242025
1st · Bill Brasky
2nd · Mr. Ass · 3rd · Shady Hungarians
1st · Bill Brasky
2nd · Murder City · 3rd · The Reacharounds
1st · Bill Brasky
2nd · Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 · 3rd · The Reacharounds
Co-champions · Shady Hungarians & LA Gingers
3rd · Bearded Clams
1st · Bearded Clams
2nd · Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 · 3rd · TheDingo8yourBaby
1st · I believe I can Si
2nd · Shady Hungarians · 3rd · Balloon Knots
Record book · 2020 to 2025
League Records
Bill Brasky
2023, 2024 and 2025
Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420
2021 season
Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420
2021 season
Bill Brasky franchise
2021 third place and three consecutive titles
League records combine results across a franchise's former team names.
Same managers · Different eras
Franchise Name History
| Current franchise | Former team names |
|---|---|
| All Time Champ Simon | I believe I can Si |
| Ditka in a Box | Chris's Dandy Team · Tasty Waves |
| Bill Brasky | TheDingo8yourBaby |
| The Reacharounds | Balloon Knots · Rusty Trombones |
| Murder City | The Fugitives |
| The Jets | ShakeNBake · Doc · Lattimer |
| Shady Hungarians | Daddy's Disappointments |
| Banner 18 | Massholes |
| Mr. Ass | Uncle Baby Billy |
Historical standings retain the team name used during that season.
6th season · Final standings
2025 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Brasky | 10–4–0 | 1,628.88 | 1,412.28 |
| 2 | Mr. Ass | 8–6–0 | 1,548.88 | 1,411.54 |
| 3 | Shady Hungarians | 7–7–0 | 1,425.54 | 1,402.50 |
| 4 | Banner 18 | 10–4–0 | 1,521.20 | 1,314.98 |
| 5 | Ditka in a Box | 9–5–0 | 1,585.88 | 1,433.16 |
| 6 | The Reacharounds | 9–5–0 | 1,554.96 | 1,452.16 |
| 7 | Bye Week | 6–8–0 | 1,460.66 | 1,550.20 |
| 8 | Lattimer | 4–10–0 | 1,479.02 | 1,564.50 |
| 9 | Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | 5–9–0 | 1,394.04 | 1,416.18 |
| 10 | Original champ Simon | 7–7–0 | 1,316.06 | 1,599.52 |
| 11 | Murder City | 4–10–0 | 1,352.12 | 1,555.30 |
| 12 | Injury Prone | 5–9–0 | 1,277.46 | 1,432.38 |
The top three reflect the 2025 playoff finish. The table preserves the final standings and scoring totals shown by the league platform.
5th season · Final standings
2024 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Brasky | 9–5–0 | 1,633.54 | 1,452.32 |
| 2 | Murder City | 8–6–0 | 1,550.86 | 1,466.22 |
| 3 | The Reacharounds | 11–3–0 | 1,664.78 | 1,474.98 |
| 4 | Shady Hungarians | 11–3–0 | 1,559.32 | 1,346.52 |
| 5 | Lattimer | 7–7–0 | 1,498.28 | 1,645.48 |
| 6 | Bearded Clams | 8–6–0 | 1,399.72 | 1,367.44 |
| 7 | Banner 18 | 5–9–0 | 1,546.34 | 1,546.72 |
| 8 | Ditka in a Box | 6–8–0 | 1,543.40 | 1,528.66 |
| 9 | Original champ Simon | 6–8–0 | 1,473.78 | 1,569.52 |
| 10 | Bye Week | 5–9–0 | 1,439.16 | 1,549.72 |
| 11 | Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | 5–9–0 | 1,430.74 | 1,582.68 |
| 12 | Mr. Ass | 3–11–0 | 1,186.28 | 1,395.94 |
The top three reflect the 2024 playoff finish. The table preserves the final standings and scoring totals shown by the league platform.
4th season · Final standings
2023 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bill Brasky | 12–2–0 | 1,581.74 | 1,333.04 |
| 2 | Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | 8–6–0 | 1,520.88 | 1,395.96 |
| 3 | The Reacharounds | 10–4–0 | 1,545.80 | 1,347.36 |
| 4 | Murder City | 7–7–0 | 1,480.62 | 1,508.10 |
| 5 | Original champ Simon | 7–7–0 | 1,582.78 | 1,640.20 |
| 6 | Uncle Baby Billy | 10–4–0 | 1,442.66 | 1,328.12 |
| 7 | Daddy's Disappointments | 6–8–0 | 1,582.86 | 1,643.36 |
| 8 | Bye Week | 5–9–0 | 1,234.68 | 1,449.74 |
| 9 | Bearded Clams | 6–8–0 | 1,451.58 | 1,511.94 |
| 10 | Doc | 7–7–0 | 1,426.24 | 1,406.76 |
| 11 | Massholes | 4–10–0 | 1,506.14 | 1,534.28 |
| 12 | Ditka in a Box | 2–12–0 | 1,280.72 | 1,537.84 |
The top three reflect the 2023 playoff finish. Bill Brasky defeated Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 in the championship, 121.58 to 120.10. The Reacharounds defeated Murder City in the third-place game, 90.66 to 83.68.
3rd season · Final standings
2022 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| T–1 | Shady Hungarians | 10–5–0 | 1,566.98 | 1,470.04 |
| T–1 | LA Gingers | 9–6–0 | 1,557.20 | 1,516.98 |
| 3 | Bearded Clams | 10–5–0 | 1,573.86 | 1,399.12 |
| 4 | Bill Brasky | 9–6–0 | 1,688.48 | 1,477.22 |
| 5 | Original champ Simon | 7–8–0 | 1,422.08 | 1,540.40 |
| 6 | Ditka in a Box | 7–8–0 | 1,454.40 | 1,513.48 |
| 7 | Reed Rothchild | 9–6–0 | 1,553.16 | 1,422.22 |
| 8 | Murder City | 7–8–0 | 1,529.32 | 1,579.48 |
| 9 | Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | 6–9–0 | 1,554.74 | 1,637.56 |
| 10 | Rusty Trombones | 6–9–0 | 1,398.30 | 1,569.34 |
| 11 | Teddy KGB | 5–10–0 | 1,543.36 | 1,592.38 |
| 12 | ( . )( . ) | 5–10–0 | 1,400.38 | 1,524.04 |
Shady Hungarians and LA Gingers were declared 2022 co-champions after the Bills–Bengals game was suspended and ultimately canceled following Damar Hamlin's medical emergency. Bearded Clams finished third. The records and scoring totals are preserved from the league platform.
2nd season · Final standings
2021 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bearded Clams | 10–5–0 | 1,685.06 | 1,494.84 |
| 2 | Martin's Team F***ed Ur Mom 69420 | 13–2–0 | 1,932.40 | 1,570.18 |
| 3 | TheDingo8yourBaby | 10–5–0 | 1,575.78 | 1,522.66 |
| 4 | LA Gingers | 9–5–1 | 1,750.20 | 1,673.86 |
| 5 | Tasty Waves | 7–8–0 | 1,582.26 | 1,613.96 |
| 6 | Rusty Trombones | 9–6–0 | 1,626.90 | 1,512.92 |
| 7 | all time champ Simon | 6–8–1 | 1,621.28 | 1,639.20 |
| 8 | The Fugitives | 8–7–0 | 1,609.62 | 1,559.58 |
| 9 | ShakeNBake | 6–9–0 | 1,526.80 | 1,695.74 |
| 10 | Shady Hungarians | 4–11–0 | 1,561.70 | 1,590.22 |
| 11 | #2 Receiver | 4–11–0 | 1,333.76 | 1,646.64 |
| 12 | ( . )( . ) | 3–12–0 | 1,339.30 | 1,625.26 |
The top three reflect the 2021 playoff finish. The table preserves the final standings and scoring totals shown by the league platform.
1st season · Final standings
2020 Standings
| Rank | Team | Record | Points for | Points against |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I believe I can Si | 8–6–0 | 1,705.24 | 1,503.64 |
| 2 | Shady Hungarians | 11–3–0 | 1,541.70 | 1,434.34 |
| 3 | Balloon Knots | 12–2–0 | 1,646.24 | 1,312.76 |
| 4 | LA Gingers | 9–5–0 | 1,577.36 | 1,343.24 |
| 5 | TheDingo8yourBaby | 7–7–0 | 1,507.54 | 1,466.28 |
| 6 | Bearded Clams | 8–6–0 | 1,565.60 | 1,444.58 |
| 7 | #2 Receiver | 5–9–0 | 1,330.80 | 1,568.24 |
| 8 | P*** Toucher | 8–6–0 | 1,477.84 | 1,353.06 |
| 9 | Dead Presidents | 4–10–0 | 1,372.90 | 1,557.26 |
| 10 | ( . )( . ) | 4–10–0 | 1,213.68 | 1,397.50 |
| 11 | Hamilton BlueMooners | 4–10–0 | 1,211.52 | 1,455.20 |
| 12 | Chris's Dandy Team | 4–10–0 | 1,200.34 | 1,514.66 |
The top three reflect the 2020 playoff finish. The table preserves the final standings and scoring totals shown by the league platform.
